They bought me a new leash last week but I think I prefer the old pink one.
I don't quite like it although it's Paul Frank because that huge ass thing scares me
each time it knocks against the floor making noises when I want to run about.
See? I dare not even move and that human just keeps laughing and ask me to go over.
I decided that I shall just sit there and not move until they help me out or something.
I became a laughing stock overnight thanks to damned leash................
My weekly bath every Sunday morning. I hate baths............. Seriously.
I'm really impatient and I just can't sit still with one of them
blowing me with the noisy thing where hot air comes out from
while the other combs my beautiful tangled hair.
It does feel quite hot but I kinda like it actually........
But anyways yes I know my hair is curly and its difficult to comb especially when
its wet cos they get all tangled up but can't they just hurry up or skip this part?!?!
It's so boring to be sitting down there doing absolutely nothing.
I need to move around, I need to run about and
show ya'll humans my energy after bathing!!
Moreover I'm only 10 months old! I tried to escape numerous times but
they just wouldn't let me off, kept catching me back and told me to be good.
Oh puh-leaseeeeeeeeee I'm not even a year old and they expect me to be good pup?!
After they were done drying me up and combing my thick beautiful red hair
(yes I'm red not brown fyi), they fed me treats. Tastes like chicken.
Whatever its still food. Yes I know, I look handsome here. Hold back, ladies.
But obviously they had conditions. They wanted me to obey the commands 'sit',
'down', 'roll' and 'shake hands' or 'paw'. It was quite annoying because I only wanted
the damn treats but they wouldn't let me eat until I did the commands correctly.
Then they wanted more. They tried to recap with me the commands 'stay' and 'bang!'.
I only want the treats why do I have to listen to them?!!
I got quite annoyed and kept trying to eat the treats off their hands, somehow.
Afterwards I heard the telephone ringing and I recognize that kind of ringing;
its someone at the gate whom pressed the bell,
so I immediately ran all the way downstairs to greet the guests by
barking loudly continuously until they acknowledge me.
Yeap basically thats me for you on typical days like that.
I need to go catch some sleep now, bye.
